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{\an8}Yeah, 11-Charlie-51,
uh, coming in Reno.
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We're, uh, suspects,
chasing suspect.
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395 North. Firing at vehicle.
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Officer Jones is returning fire
and missing!
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- Whoa-ho ho-ho.
- Damn it!
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Hey, here.
Hey, you want my clip?
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Right here. Hold-hold the wheel.
Hold the wheel.
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Whoo!
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- Whoa!
- Yeah.
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- There you go.
- Alright.
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Whoa! Look out!
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{\an8}Hey, dog. Yeah.
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{\an8}Ho, ho! Ho!
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{\an8}- Oh, wow. There he is, huh?
- 'Wow.'
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{\an8}'Oh, okay, gang, I just got off
the phone with Carson City...'
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{\an8}...and, uh, it's true
the FBI is coming in
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to, uh
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take a look
at the investigation.
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So, uh...
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...please promise me
the most important thing.
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Let's not act like dicks
in front of the FBI.
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Okay? Everybody promise?
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'We're gonna be
law-enforcement professionals.'
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Gimme a "Yes, sir."
Gimme a "Yes, sir." Come on.
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- Yes, sir.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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It kind of looks like
he's got a boner.
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- Let's look and see.
- 'No, no, no!'
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Don't touch anything
until the FBI's here and...
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Speak of the devil.
Let's get into ranks.
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'Yeah, let's form into ranks.
Form into ranks.'
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- 'What do you mean?'
- 'In a line?'
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More like ranks, like a...
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No, no, I don't mean, I just
mean, like, like a professional.
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Don't do a conga line.
Do like a...
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Just stand in a...
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Oh, shoot. Now we look stupid.
We look stupid.
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'Okay, here we go.'
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'Alright, uh, good work, team.'
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'Good evening.'
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- No need to salute.
- Of course.
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I'm Agent Cowan.
This is Agent Richards.
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Hi, I'm Lieutenant Dangle
and this is...
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- Should I go through...
- 'No need.'
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Okay. Um...
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So...
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- There's the guy, I guess.
- 'That's why we're here.'
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'Yeah. Duh.'
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So what we're gonna need
you guys to do is, uh
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get on the other side of that
tape and secure the perimeter.
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Go stand
on the other side of the tape?
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Okay, I get it. I'm sorry.
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- So we'll just go over there...
- Yes, let's do that now.
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Thank you
for leaping over the evidence.
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- 'Okay?'
- 'Okay.'
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I wanna get some pictures here.
I wanna lift some prints.
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I want you to check the treads
on the sneakers.
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'I wanna hear about it
right away.'
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{\an8}The thing is, I just don't see
what's so great about the FBI.
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{\an8}I know everybody here
gets a, you know, a boner
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every time they come by.
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Um, what's so great about it?
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They wear suits and handle
the fluids of dead people.
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Okay? Um,
that is not sexy to me.
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Uh, I like being in the streets
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with the common people.
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I like driving the car.
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And I'm not going through
that background check.
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Forget about it.
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{\an8}'Well, uh...'
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{\an8}'...perimeter's, uh...'
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{\an8}- Thank you. We appreciate that.
- Secure, I guess.
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Uh, we've a very important job
for you guys.
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We're wondering
if you can take care of it.
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We're gonna need
two large latte's
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one 2%, one nonfat.
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We're gonna need
a small, easy mocha mocha
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very little whip.
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We're gonna need
three cafe au laits
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one with vanilla, one with
cinnamon, one with chocolate.
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'Two ice coffees, one dark, one
with heavy sugar, light cream.'
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Wait, that's like 20 coffees.
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Oh, no, that's the kind
that goes in the...
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- Exactly.
- I got it. I got it.
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It's like a Volvo cross--
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Wonderful! Thank you very much.
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- Good work.
- Right. Uh...
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- Is that more coffee than--
- No, no, no.
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Well, she said it weird because
it's the right amount of coffees
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but she said what's in them
in a weird order.
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Did you remember what she did?
What they were?
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I wasn't even paying attention.
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Nobody even makes that
around here.
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Obviously,
it was blah, blah, blah to me.
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{\an8}Having the FBI in town
is a little bit like
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{\an8}being chaperoned, you know?
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{\an8}And I don't feel like
we need a chaperone.
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I feel like we're perfectly
capable at enforcing the law.
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We have a mission today.
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We have this, uh, kind of junky,
old microwave.
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It does not work very well
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and it smells like
spaghetti sauce.
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We've had it
for about five years.
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It cooks things
about halfway through.
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And the county will not give us
a new microwave
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until this one
is officially broken.
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So... without further ado...
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Honey, this is the last time
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you will ever burn
a bag of my popcorn.
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Okay, let's break the microwave.
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This magic pop is gonna get
this thing to break.
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You're never supposed
to put metal in a microwave
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so this should do it.
Let's see.
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Get away, get away,
get away, get away!
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This doesn't work,
I'm gonna shoot.
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And if it doesn't work,
at least it'll be kind of yummy.
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'I got a grenade.'
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- 'You have a grenade?'
- Yeah.
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- 'That'll do it.'
- Absolutely.
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- It's worth a shot, right?
- 'Might as well try it.'
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- Contact!
- Fire in the hole!
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Yeah.
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A new microwave is on the way!
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Is that tear gas?
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You put tear gas in there?
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- 'Halt! Freeze!'
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Where you going, sir?
- Oh, I'm gla...
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I'm glad you all showed up.
Thank goodness, man.
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Uh, somebody came in here.
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I think something awful
happened in here.
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Somebody robbed this place.
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What are you doing
with money, sir?
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This? What's there?
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'Why do you have money
in your pockets?'
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- What's that?
- It's money, sir.
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Yeah. This-this-this money,
this my money right here.
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Uh-huh. You got anything else
we should know about?
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- Me?
- 'Yeah. What do you got?'
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- Yeah, I have a gun.
- Yeah, you do.
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'You have a...
Why do you have a weapon, sir?'
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{\an8}- 'Is that yours?'
- No, that's-that's not my gun.
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- That's not mine.
- That's not your gun?
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No, I got it. I-I had it.
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I'mma be honest with y'all.
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Like, I had it,
but that's, that's not my gun.
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No, I-I-I didn't rob this
at all.
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The ones that did it,
they went over there.
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They-they-they was like
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"Aw, hey, you want to rob
this store with me?"
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I was like,
"No, man. I can't do that.
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The police, they don't like
that kind of stuff."
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They was like,
"[bleep] the police."
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- Yeah, they said that.
- They said, "*** the police?"
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They said,
"*** O-Officer Garcia."
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They said,
"*** the officer..."
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- Were they colored?
- They was black.
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They was black. It was five
of 'em, black, five black dudes.
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You probably could still
catch 'em over there.
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- You mother[bleep].
- 'Still...'
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Good thing you all showed up.
I'm-I'm gonna go home.
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No, you're not.
You ain't going home.
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You know I got to bring you in, right?
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I-I don't know that.
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{\an8}I feel like,
if I were in the FBI
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{\an8}I'd be in a lot of situations
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{\an8}where the chief
or whoever is, like...
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{\an8}..."You rolled the dice
and you lost this time, Jim.
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You're off the case."
And then, uh...
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In some kind of way,
he would just figure out
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and solve the crime.
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Later when I'm doing, like,
sit-ups or something
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I'd think, "Wait a second.
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"Why wasn't the...
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Why was the gun in
the other hand?" or something.
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No, I-I feel like I'm FBI ma--
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At least,
maybe I'm an FBI movie material.
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{\an8}As far as joining the FBI
is concerned
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{\an8}let's put it this way.
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{\an8}I failed a test
to be a member of a book club.
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{\an8}'Thanks for coming so quickly.'
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{\an8}Not a problem, sir.
What's going on?
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{\an8}I just was assaulted just now
by two youths
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and, um, they knocked,
knocked me over my chair
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and they stole my snow cone
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that I was-wasn't even
finished with.
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What kind of snow cone
are we talking about?
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It was the rainbow one
with the fourth of July colors.
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- Oh, I love those.
- 'Okay.'
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You know, they're only seasonal,
too, this time of year.
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Yeah, you can't get 'em
all year.
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Finally you get one
and this happens.
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You must've only eaten the top
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because I see
your-your lips are not blue.
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Right. I didn't get to the blue
or the white.
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What is your name, first of all?
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- My name is Craig.
- Hi, Craig. I'm Trudy.
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- Trudy, nice to meet you.
- 'Craig or Greg?'
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- Craig's my favorite boy name.
- Craig?
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- Really? That's nice.
- Yeah.
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Not many, no one's
ever said that to me before.
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Hey, you have a kitty cat there.
Do you have cats?
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I love cats. I have a houseful.
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- Do you love cats?
- Yeah. I've got seven cats.
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- You have seven cats?
- Seven.
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They're all the hairless kind,
though
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because I'm allergic
to most
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- most kind of dander.
- Those are my favorite kind
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but I can't afford them.
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Well, that's, you know
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I put most of my money in that.
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I smell a snow-cone date coming.
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- 'That's what I smell.'
- Hey, listen.
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I just, I just got out
of a relationship.
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Do you, do you date people
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that you have to, um,
come in contact with?
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Is that something you do?
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You know, uh, Trudy is off
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on Thursday and Friday nights.
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Oh, really? I get--
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'FYI, I don't know
what your schedule is.'
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And she just got a VCR, so...
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I did, actually. I got a VC...
I got a combo.
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I got a 15-inch combo VCR-TV.
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I just got
the "Saved By The Bell" tapes
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the whole series, and I don't
have a VCR to watch it.
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Do you want to finish taking
this down
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and then you can just slip him
your number?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I don't have to give him
my number. He can call 911.
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- 'I'll give you a call, then.'
- 'Okay.'
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Just call 911, and when they
say, "What's your emergency?"
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say, "Is Trudy there?"
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Okay, and they'll patch me
through. Great.
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And if I'm out on a call,
have 'em get me
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'cause I can always be
called off a call.
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I mean, honest to God, nothing
really happens in this town
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that I need to be there for.
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{\an8}I will give you $50, Dangle,
per second
238
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,979
{\an8}that you could stick your head
under this blanket.
239
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- Per second?
- 'Per sec...'
240
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,900
'Uh, per minute,
$50 a minute.'
241
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,027
- How about a dollar a second?
- 'Dollar a second?'
242
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,573
Go ahead. Jones, you with me?
243
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,242
I'm not going under here, though.
244
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,370
- 'No.'
- 'Alright. No.'
245
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,246
I'll stick my head,
I'll stick my head by the side.
246
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,498
- 'Right in the middle.'
- I'll get it.
247
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,793
'All the way in, too.
All the way in.'
248
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,087
- I will.
- 'Oh. Oh, good.'
249
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,380
- 'Don't breathe.'
- 'One, two...'
250
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,925
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
251
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,431
'$4.85.'
252
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,435
- 'Look at that.'
- Ooh!
253
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,730
Garcia, I'll, I'll bet you
254
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,274
a month's of my,
a month of my salary
255
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,236
that you can't get in there
for, uh, about half-hour.
256
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,029
- 'A month's salary.'
- Easy money.
257
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,988
A month's salary.
You all heard it.
258
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:42,075
- Half-hour?
- 'Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!'
259
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,953
'Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it.'
260
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,287
Garcia?
261
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,421
- 'Idiots.'
- Hey.
262
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,800
What are you officers
doing in here?
263
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,344
'Goddamnit, let me the *** out
of here right *** now--'
264
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,513
Shut up, shut up.
265
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,598
Is there someone
in that freezer?
266
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,641
'We were, uh...'
267
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,477
'Open that freezer door
right now!'
268
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,271
'I have a goddamn radio on!'
269
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,022
'Do you know how dangerous
this is?'
270
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,941
'Step out of there, sir,
that's for dead people'
271
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,152
not living idiots.
Let's move it out.
272
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:17,819
'Why don't we, uh,
secure the perimeter'
273
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,987
I guess, through the hall?
274
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,657
Has this body been touched?
275
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:23,992
When a body comes down
to the morgue
276
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,994
'it's completely covered
by a sheet except for its
feet.'
277
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,789
- I know. Isn't that weird?
- It's weird. It's weird.
278
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,874
It looks like you people have
been playing with this body.
279
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,876
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Something we do everyday.
280
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,044
I was in there. I was in there.
281
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,506
Out. Come on.
282
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,048
You know, let's just
move it out, please.
283
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:42,135
Thank you, lieutenant.
284
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,678
'Can't deal with
this kind of incompetence.'
285
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,345
You guys want some coffee
or something?
286
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,182
'No, we're fine. Thank you.'
287
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,475
Sandwiches or something?
288
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,560
'We could use a closed door
and some quiet.'
289
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,853
'Thank you.'
290
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,104
- Check.
- Check.
291
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,565
{\an8}You know,
I thought about joining the FBI
292
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,734
{\an8}for about 20 minutes
293
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,987
{\an8}after I saw, uh
294
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,739
that movie with Jodie Foster
295
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,115
and the guy who was eating
people in his basement
296
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,660
but I was really, really stoned.
297
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:11,247
And honestly, I also thought
for about 20 minutes
298
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,542
about making a dress
out of people.
299
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,877
{\an8}- Hello, there.
- How you doing?
300
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,546
{\an8}- Good.
- Right on time.
301
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,548
{\an8}- Right on time, too.
- Uh, you got the money?
302
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,550
{\an8}Yeah, I got a, I got a...
303
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,885
How much?
304
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,928
Four hundred dollars.
305
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,596
I'm burning a hole in my pocket.
306
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,515
- Alright. Are you ready?
- Yeah.
307
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,058
What, what do I...
308
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,352
What do I get
for the, for the $400 there?
309
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,229
- A lot.
- Oh, yeah?
310
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:38,107
Um, let's get ready?
Take off your glasses.
311
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,027
- Wow, you're very handsome.
- Oh. Thank you very much.
312
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,946
My mom always said so, I guess.
313
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,114
- Now what do we do?
- Just close your eyes.
314
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,784
Phew! Alright.
315
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,968
{\an8}I had a fantasy about being
a FBI when I was a little boy.
316
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,096
{\an8}I thought that'd be real cool
to, uh, solve crimes
317
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,432
go to write chalk outlines
on the ground
318
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,851
and stick needles into people
and poke 'em with things
319
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,104
and stuff like that,
but as I got older, I felt...
320
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,064
"You know what? I want to work
with people on the streets.
321
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,733
I want to be in touch
with my gente."
322
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,943
That's my people in Spanish.
323
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,822
Uh, I don't want to be far above
in a lab coat
324
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,948
or a windbreaker
or a special hat.
325
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,285
{\an8}Good afternoon, class.
My name is Officer Garcia.
326
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,412
{\an8}This is my partner,
Officer Jones.
327
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,789
We're here from the Reno County
Sheriff's Department
328
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,083
and the community outreach
program to talk to you
329
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,127
about a subject today that most
folks aren't comfortable with.
330
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,964
Now, as, uh, citizens
of this great community
331
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,966
we'd all like to believe that
kids don't carry guns to school.
332
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,635
We'd all like to wish
that that weren't true
333
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,470
'but we know, and you know'
334
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,139
that kids do have guns
at school, okay?
335
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,141
You guys have
a whole lot of 'em.
336
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,769
As officers of law,
we want to let you know
337
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,479
there's not a damn thing
we can do about it.
338
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,315
We really can't,
we really can't do anything
339
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,149
about you guys having guns
in school.
340
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,818
But what we can do is show you
341
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,321
how to fire these weapons
safely and correctly, okay?
342
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,239
Let's say you have one of these
in your hand, okay?
343
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,450
- Which you should never have.
- Okay?
344
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,659
What we want to teach you today
345
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,119
is one word
that's gonna help you out
346
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,204
should you find yourself
in a situation
347
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,623
and you can't talk something out
348
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,248
and you need
one of these firearms, okay?
349
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,042
And that one word is safe.
350
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,961
S-A-F-E.
351
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,963
Steady, okay?
352
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,340
Aim...
353
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,509
...fire, boom, everybody's okay.
354
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,762
If we can teach you to fire
that firearm correctly
355
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,222
you can take your man down,
right? Boom!
356
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,724
And we don't have
the scatter effect.
357
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,225
There's not
the watermelon seeds.
358
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,478
It's not a big picnic of people
on the ground.
359
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,771
'Some of you ladies,
you're pretty.'
360
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,481
'I'm sure you're gonna get dates
to the prom.'
361
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,191
'Maybe somebody gets in a fight
over a dance.'
362
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,692
You might find
a little bit more security
363
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,360
if you had
one of these little numbers.
364
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,654
Okay, that's a 9mm, alright?
365
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,696
'Five in the chamber,
one on the clip.'
366
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,198
'It's nice, light,
fits in your dress, your
purse.'
367
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,867
Some of you men
that are on the wrestling team
368
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,036
might wanna skip over
the lady-type guns
369
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,413
and go right to your .357
or your .44.
370
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,503
{\an8}I think the FBI guys here
seem like they're all over it.
371
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,588
{\an8}They seem
like a really good team.
372
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,174
{\an8}They speak...
373
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,342
{\an8}...in paragraph form.
374
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,677
{\an8}Yeah.
375
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,262
Like, you never hear "Uh"
coming out of their mouth.
376
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,807
Or "What" or,
or "He-he was, like."
377
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,893
They never say, "The bad guy
was, like, coming in the door."
378
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:19,936
We say that all the time.
379
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,063
It's like they go to,
go to some kind of damn--
380
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,398
- Vocabulary school.
- Vocabulary school.
381
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,900
Or like gram...
382
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,361
- Grammar, grammar.
- Grammar.
383
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,404
- Talk.
- Talk.
384
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,699
- It's very impressive.
- 'Yeah.'
385
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,242
{\an8}Hi, mom.
386
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,077
{\an8}How are you?
387
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,203
{\an8}Dad, I know.
388
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,749
I don't know, I don't really
have anything new to report
389
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,585
except, oh,
only the greatest thing ever.
390
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,673
I...met a boy...
391
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,969
{\an8}...and his name is Craig
with a C.
392
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,139
I mean, I know
you've told me before, um...
393
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,266
...you know
394
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,267
chances are
if a guy shows interest in me
395
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,478
it's probably some ploy
to get something from me
396
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,940
or there's a good chance
I could get molested
397
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,151
or raped or...
398
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,111
...you know, end up pregnant
or dead, you know?
399
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:14,408
{\an8}Basically, what I'm asking
is for your permission...
400
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,120
{\an8}'...to have...'
401
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,122
{\an8}...our wedding here
on your plot.
402
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,833
And I asked Marcus
who runs the place
403
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,667
about having you dug up
404
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,294
and it costs
a *** fortune
405
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,170
and I don't think
I can afford it right now
406
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,797
on the salary
that they're giving me.
407
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,133
And also,
it might be kind of creepy.
408
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,604
{\an8}'Hey. Hey, hey, hey. I, uh...'
409
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,647
{\an8}I just talked to the lady
and they want one of us
410
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,356
{\an8}to, uh, introduce them
for the press conference.
411
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,026
{\an8}- 'Alright!'
- Wait, wait.
412
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,154
- Dangle, Dangle, Dangle?
- I wanna say--
413
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,155
I'm the most presentational
here.
414
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,075
'I got
the show business career.'
415
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,659
'You don't wanna look
like you're racist.'
416
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,203
Pick somebody black so you can
show the color on the force.
417
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,163
- Oh, come on now.
- 'It's true.'
418
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,289
You wanna be...
419
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,499
Who remembers their names,
first off?
420
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,459
Officer James Garcia.
421
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,335
'No, the names of the guys.'
422
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,838
Special Agent Starling
is one of them.
423
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,173
You're thinking
of "Silence Of The Lambs."
424
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,341
- "Silence Of The Lambs."
- Oh.
425
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,219
Uh...
426
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,221
{\an8}- Oh!
- Shh...
427
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,183
{\an8}Good afternoon.
Sorry, good afternoon.
428
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,518
{\an8}My name
is, uh, Lieutenant Jim Dangle
429
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,477
{\an8}of the Reno
Sheriff's Department.
430
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,897
{\an8}And from here,
I would like to turn things over
431
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,441
{\an8}to special agents...
432
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,152
{\an8}...uh, Cowan and Richards.
433
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,988
{\an8}So let's give
a big, Reno, Nevada welcome
434
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,241
{\an8}for the FBI serial-killing
investigation team.
435
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,874
{\an8}Good afternoon,
I'm Special Agent Cowan
436
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,835
{\an8}from the Federal Bureau
of Investigation
437
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,086
{\an8}and I'd like to let you know
438
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,338
{\an8}that last night at 11:53 p.m.
439
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:56,217
we arrested the serial killer
known as The Junkyard Dog
440
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,886
just outside of Reno, Nevada.
441
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:02,014
As of yet,
we have no further information
442
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:02,473
that we are able to release.
443
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,725
We can tell you
444
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,688
that nine victims have been
attributed to The Junkyard Dog
445
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,233
with two pending investigations
in Las Vegas.
446
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,401
{\an8}I will be bringing back to you
more information
447
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:17,238
{\an8}as it becomes available.
Thank you very much.
448
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,409
{\an8}Yeah!
449
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,078
Alright, way to go FBI, huh?
450
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,206
- 'Wow, everybody's leaving.'
- 'Oh, yeah.'
451
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,458
- Aw, man!
- Alright.
452
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:31,919
Do you have anymore questions?
453
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,629
They don't have
anymore questions.
454
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,256
They wanted somebody
to go get 'em some coffee.
455
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,638
{\an8}'Yeah, they're making their
toast, making their toast.'
456
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,310
To securing the perimeter and...
457
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,354
{\an8}- And buying the coffee.
- And buying the coffee.
458
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,943
Hey, we should do that.
We should do that.
459
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,945
Send them something, right?
460
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,614
- 'Well, that's classy.'
- Oh, yeah.
461
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,407
Yeah, like a, like a--
462
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,783
- Like a muffin basket.
- Some shots.
463
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,952
- 'No, some drinks.'
- Some shots or something.
464
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,454
'Shots? That would be good.
465
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,289
- Jell-O shots?
- Jell-O shots?
466
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,332
- 'Jell-O shots are good.'
- Yeah.
467
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,084
To the FBI...
468
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,003
Special Agent Cowan
and Richards.
469
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,299
Cowan, Richards and the rest.
470
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,260
- And everybody and et al.
- Et al.
471
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,970
- Special agent--
- And crew? And crew?
472
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:23,471
Oh, hey...
473
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,474
- 'Hi!'
- Hi.
474
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,475
- Good evening.
- 'Congratulations.'
475
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,727
Congratulations to all of you.
476
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,979
I wanted to thank you
for your superlative work.
477
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,689
Your assistance was invaluable.
478
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,107
And to thank you, uh
479
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,276
we've gotten you
this bottle of champagne.
480
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,488
So enjoy
and have a wonderful night.
481
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,532
- 'Thank you.'
- That was so classy--
482
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,159
- 'Bye, you guys.'
- 'Take care.'
483
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,327
- See you later.
- 'Bye-bye.'
484
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,537
See you next time
somebody gets murdered.
485
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,957
Yeah. Drive good.
486
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,335
Did you see that?
That was classy!
487
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,628
'I didn't even know
they had champagne.'
488
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,504
We are such douche bags.
489
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,505
Is it cold?
490
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,474
{\an8}Check it out, check it out,
check it out.
491
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,354
{\an8}- 'Hitler! Hitler! Hitler!'
- Hitler?
492
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,564
{\an8}- 'It's Kennedy.'
- That's not Hitler.
493
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:19,568
{\an8}Uh, ask-ask not what, uh,
you're doing in your country.
494
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:23,531
{\an8}- Uh, but, uh--
- 'Also Kennedy.'
495
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,032
{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yeah.
496
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,536
{\an8}That's not impression.
That was just talking...
497
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,247
{\an8}- 'She's throwing up.'
- Hold the moment.
498
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,999
{\an8}- Are you gonna throw up?
- I was gonna burp.
499
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,624
{\an8}'Who can burp? Who can burp?'
500
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,711
{\an8}